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Here you will learn how:
Rubert Murdoch, Aussie-American zillionaire, purveyor of prurient entertainment worldwide, is actually the real-world incarnation of the previously thought-to-be-fictitious criminal mastermind of various James Bond movies. Purchaser of innocent congressmen, congresswomen, senators and senator-a-ductresses; blackmailer of judges, lawyers, and businessmen; this greedy media mogul is attempting once again to blindside the American people with his secret scheme to take over the world.
Rupert Murdoch, libelous smear artist, slanderer of heroic American movie stars and starlets, is secretly stashing numerous Internet domain names hijacked from ordinary entrepreneurs with the aim of enhancing his already massive profits. In a perverse twist of justice, this yellow journalist may become the last suppository of free speech!
Robert Murdock, his twin evil brother, has been for years secretly masquerading in drag as Deputy Director of an un-nameable office in the bowels of the US Intelligence Community. His private plot to feed every occurrence of the word "dildo" on the Internet through his palmtop computer has mushroomed into a global espionage fiasco: Echelon
Rupert Murdoch, unbeknownst to his software peddling sidekick, Bill Gates, has already purchased 63.5% of federal judges, including two Supreme Court Justices. Bill Gates may thus ultimately lose his monopoly case by a plurality of votes in the Inner Chamber.
Rupert Murdoch, onetime gay sex slave of alien invaders, raped, murdered and then dismembered his own mother in a twisted act of revenge before dumping her body parts overboard his luxury yacht in the South China Sea.
Lachlan Murdoch, alleged son and heir apparent of Rupert Murdoch, is actually the true Anti-Christ. His personal nanny, a Welsh woman who wears a mustache and goatee as a sign of loyalty to the Devil, has confirmed that he carries the telltale 666 birthmark in an intimate location, and that his mother and father are actually Jackals.
Angels allege that Rupert Murdoch meddles in espionage on the Chinese mainland, and presidential politics in America. Fortunately, there is as yet no known connection between these two sidelines of this crass corporate magnate.
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